REVISTA MAD
NUMBER 182
APRIL 1976
MAD
"Still waters run deep... but they're usually stagnant!"
-Alfred E. Neuman
WILLIAM M. GAINES publisher ALBERT B. FELDSTEIN editor
JOHN PUTNAM art director LEONARD BRENNER production
JERRY De FUCCIO, NICK MEGLIN associate editors
JACK ALBERT lawsuits
GLORIA ORLANDO, CELIA MORELLI, JANET SERPICO, DAVID FRAZIER subscriptions
CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS AND WRITERS
the usual gang of idiots
DEPARTMENTS
ALMA MARTYRS DEPARTMENT
A MAD Look At 50 Years Of College Life In America
BERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPARTMENT
The Lighter Side Of Making Extra Money .
CHEAP SHOTS DEPARTMENT
MAD Penny-Pinching Hints
DON MARTIN DEPARTMENT
Early One Morning Downtown
One Fine Day At The Corner Of Finster And Fonebone
Late One Afternoon In A Doctor's Office
DYN-O-MITE SCHTICK DEPARTMENT
"Good Time-Slot" (A MAD TV Satire)
FOR THE SYMBOL-MINDED DEPARTMENT
MAD Shoulder Patches
JOKE AND DAGGER DEPARTMENT
Spy Vs. Spy
LETTERS DEPARTMENT
Random Samplings Of Reader Mail
MARGINAL THINKING DEPARTMENT
"Drawn-Out Dramas" By Aragonés
PITY LARCENY DEPARTMENT
People It's Hard To Feel Sorry For .
THAR'S GOLD IN THEM THAR TRILLS DEPARTMENT
New Musicals Based On Big Movies
THE COLOSSUS OF ROADS DEPARTMENT
MAD's "Traffic Commissioner Of The Year"
WE GOT YOUR PENUMBRA DEPARTMENT
The Shadow Knows
YOUTH SERUM DEPARTMENT
Some Idealists' Dreams
* *Various Places Around The Magazine
MAD-April 1976, Volume 1, No. 182. Published monthly except February, May, August and November, by E.C. Publications, Inc.,
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